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Proud Father
09/19/19 at 19:32:26
A Newfoundland man is drinking in a Fort McMurray bar
when he gets a call on his cellphone.

He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his
wife has just produced a typical Newfoundland baby boy weighing 25

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Newfoundlander just shrugs, "That's about average
folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Newfoundland baby boy."

Two weeks later the Newfoundlander returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Newfoundland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?  Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks ... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers: "Seventeen pounds".

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened?
He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Newfoundland father takes a slow swig from his Molson's beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
" Had him circumcised ".
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