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SEX FROG (Read 45 times)
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12/22/19 at 17:52:06
A blonde goes to her local pet
       store in search of an 'exotic' pet.  As she
       looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.
       The sign says:
       'SEX FROGS'
        Only $20 each!
        Comes with 'complete' instructions.
       The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers
       softly to the man behind the counter,  'I'll TAKE one!'
       As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her,  'Just follow the instructions!'
       The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is
       quickly on her way home.
       As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully   She does EXACTLY what is specified:
       1. Take a shower.
       2.Splash on some nice perfume.
       3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
       4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you,  and
       allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
       She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING
       happens! The blonde is very disappointed
       and quite upset at this point.  She re-reads the instructions and notices
       at the bottom of the paper it says,  'If you have any problems or
       questions .. Please call the pet store.'
       So, she calls the pet store.  The man says, 'I'll be right
       over.'   Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.  The
       blonde welcomes him in and says,  'See, I've done everything according to the instructions.  The darn frog just SITS there!'
       The man . . .  Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
       LISTEN TO ME!!
       I'm only going to show you how to do this
       ONE MORE TIME...
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Reply #1 - 12/23/19 at 15:35:21
Rolling on floor laughing

You're warped.. Rolling on floor laughing
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