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]Courtroom humor
09/06/20 at 18:28:57
 
Courtroom humor

Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you
performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for
blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for
breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is
possible that the patient was
alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so
sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was
sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the
patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible
that he could have been alive
and practicing law.
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