You know there are so many TV channels,   each one starved for new programs.   In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter   seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease,   arranged for an interview with a farmer who   might have some theories on the matter.

This  interview went as follows:
The lady reporter:   I am here to collect information on the   possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.   Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said ?   Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
Reporter:  (obviously embarrassed):   Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the   relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer:   Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter:   Sir, this is really valuable information,   but what about getting to the point?
Farmer:   I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,   if I was playing with your baby bumpers twice a day ....   and only screwing you once a year,   wouldn't you get mad?
 
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ... Imagine that ...